Primal | Famfrit | Goblet | Ward 13 Plot 42
Friday - Sunday 5pm - 8pm PST
Welcome to the Fat Cat Cafe! A charming hangout where adventurers gather to relax and enjoy the company of adorable, plump feline friends. Sip on aromatic potions while basking in the purrfect ambiance of these chubby companions.
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About Us
The Fat Cat Cafe is a cat cafe-themed venue run by the members of the TheFatCats <<CHONK>> Free Company and friends. Established since September 2023, our cafe provides a place for adventurers and wanderers alike to relax among the company of our feline friends.
Staff
Khalessi Silva
Owner, Founder
Himiko
Cafe Mascot
Cistoria Oswell
Server
Roxxan Vikri
Hostess, Server
Rules
Our venue is not RP exclusive. All are welcome!
The cafe is a SFW space, the bathhouse is NSFW. We do ask to please keep all NSFW discussions and 18+ RP to Party Chat and Tells.This applies for BOTH the upstairs cafe and for the downstairs bathhouse. The occasional joke is fine, just don't straight up ERP, especially in the open.
Both /yell and /shout chats are to be used by Staff only.
No hate speech or discrimination of any kind. Please keep any controversial topics in Party Chat and Tells, and with consenting parties.
No harassment of staff or other patrons.
We ask that groups of 3 or more stick to CWLS (Cross World Link Shell)/Party Chat, as this is a place for folks to relax.
Please put your weapons away.
AFK is allowed! If you know you're going to be AFK for a while, please move to the lounge seats to the right of the Bard stage to allow other patrons to sit at the tables.
Feel free to let your Fat Cat minion roam the cafe! However, we may ask for you to stow them away when the cafe is crowded.
Ask a staff member if you'd like to use the Bard stage! It's more than likely okay (unless there is a planned performance). Please refer to the Services page for more information.
Nudity is NOT allowed at the cafe. Please keep this along with smallclothes and swimsuits at the bathhouse. This also applies for those using moon magic/Mare.
ABSOLUTELY NO NSFW CONTENT, RP OR DISCUSSION INVOLVING LALAFELL. There is an underlying factor that can't be ignored when it comes to Lalafell. That being said, we do NOT allow NSFW content or activities with Lalafell at our cafe. They can participate in SFW content and activities.
Please be respectful of staff and those around you: This is a place for people to unwind and relax. The first offense will result in a warning. Repeated offenders will be asked to leave and/or will be blacklisted based on the severity of the offense.
Tarot Cards
these are Card readings and they are not set in stone. these are just a peek into your life.
3 Card Read - 700k
6 card read - 1m
Seven sevrers read - 1.3m
Menu
Kitchen Buy Out: 1.5 Mil Gil
DRINKS - 5k Gil
Meowoccino (Triple Cream Coffee)
Our signature espresso-based latte art drink is prepared with steamed milk and milk foam. A design of a Fat Cat adorns the foam.
Catastic Coco (Hot Chocolate)
A popular comfort drink, prepared with melted chocolate shavings and warm milk. Lightly sweetened and topped with whipped cream and cat paw-shaped marshmallows.
Chai Kitty Tea (Masala Chai)
A black tea brewed in warm milk and water and sweetened with sugar. Aromatic herbs and spices create the perfect drink.
Purrfectly Ice Tea (Doman Tea)
A Far East favorite naturally sweetened with dried persimmons. This refreshing beverage is served in a glass with ice.
Kitty Cream Delight (Milk)
Fat-rich milk served ice cold in a glass. A refreshing creamy drink that's a local favorite with Miqo'te.
FOOD - 7k gil
Kitty Omurice (Dodo Omelette)
A fluffy egg omelette served over a mound of fried rice and topped with a Fat Cat design with ketchup.
Crabby Cat Cakes (Crab Cakes)
A fish cake made of blue crab, gently folded into flour and molded into cakes, which are panfried to golden perfection.
Purrfectly Fluffy Fish Bites (Salt Cod Puffs)
Cat paw-shaped balls of ground salt cod dipped in batter and fried in oil.
Cuddly Catnip Beef Stew (Beef Stew)
A slow-cooked stew made with buffalo meat in sour red wine, garnished with a sprig of catnip.
Belly Rub Bacon Buns (Bacon Bread)
Soft dough mixed with thick-sliced bacon and shaped into a pattern resembling a foreleg and a paw of a cat.
SNACKS: 5k Gil
Paw-some Baklava Bliss (Baklava)
A layered dessert made of filo pastry, filled with chopped nuts, and sweetened with honey.
Kittylicious Apple Purr-dle (Apple Struddle)
A warm pastry made with chopped apples glazed with birch syrup, thinly wrapped in a warm flaky crust and topped with a sprinkle of cinnamon in a cat paw-shaped design.
Pineapple Pounce-cake (Pineapple Ponzecake)
A slice of moist cake that is baked "upside-down" and "topped" with slices of candied pineapple.
Pawsitively Fruity Tart (Blood Currant Tart)
A sweet and sour pastry made with blood currants, a tart red berry that grows throughout the Black Shroud.
Sugar Kitties (Konpeitō)
A childhood favorite confectionary from the Far East. This candy is made with crystaline sugar shaped in a variety of cat designs and served on a Fat Cat shaped candy dish.
Miqo'te' Exclusive Item:
Genocidal Catnip - 420 gil
Services
Bathhouse
Located downstairs, our baths are available 24/7 for your relaxation needs. The private baths are located behind the curtain and are open for everyone to use.
Bard Performance Stage
Our open-stage is provided for Bards should they wish to perform during venue hours. Please ask one of our staff members if you would like to use the stage. We ask that you keep your performance SFW.
Fat Cat Adoption
Want to have a Fat Cat to call your own? We offer an adoption service for you to own a Fat Cat (Fat Cat Minion item)* at no charge!
* Limit to 1 per guest. Supply may be limited.
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